Yes, I Am Blonde, How Could You Tell?

Sometimes, people really amuse me. Like today.

Me: Wow, you're kinda dumb, aren't you?

Jessica: No! I am not dumb, I just say a lot of stupid things.

Would You Like Some Fries With Your....Fries?

Ah, the never ending stupidity of customers...The one in question had just managed to painfully order a regular order of fries and some onion rings.

Customer: So, is that a combo?

McDuff: Well, no. You need to order a burger and a drink to make a combo out of what you've ordered.

Customer:.... Oh, well then, I'll have a cheeseburger with a soda, and onion rings.

McDuff: So, you want another order of onion rings?

Customer: No, I want onion rings.

(Unable to take customer's stupidity any longer, I decide to jump in)

Me: One order of onion rings, or two all together.

Customer(very rudely): Just one! And I want a large fries.

McDuff: So you want a large and a regular fries?

Customer: No! I want just the large fries, like I ordered.

McDuff(After customer has finally left the counter): Ugh, just go back to your mothership already.

When You're Done With That, Do It Again...

Random rambling just heard from McDuff: Well, I'm done that, so it means that I don't have to do it again...

Really, because who doesn't like doing things twice?

And What If I Was The Queen?

Today's epic fail is brought to you by a customer, instead of one of the roommates. Epic stupidity can be found every where, after all. 

Customer: Hi, I'll have the bacon 'n' egger combo please.

Me: I'm sorry, we stop serving breakfast items after eleven.

Customer: But, I'm from Saskatchewan and we're an hour behind you, so I thought maybe I could still have breakfast.

Me: *blankstare* No, ma'am, I'm sorry. We stop serving  breakfast at eleven am local time.

Sarcasm Is A Delicate Art

This convo took place between me and my therapist.

Him: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No, I have a cat.

Him: Oh, are you in love with your cat?

Me: Oh yes, very much so.

Him: Oh, that was meant to be a joke, you know.

Me: *FACEPALMS* Mhmmm...I realize that.