Henry

So there is this big ass spider outside our house who we have named Henry. We decided to hot-box this spider yesterday. We are pretty sure that if it is female it is going to have mutant babies and that this was the highest spider in the world at the time.

Now, Let's Float To The Bottom Of The Ocean

"How do I make this?"

"You put it in a pot, and when it's ready, it'll be soft and floaty."

"And when it floats, it goes to the top, or..."

"No, it floats to the bottom...."

How About Some...Rice???

This Fail, while hilarious, was a bit of a mess. One of the roommates decided that it would be a great idea to make some pasta. Not a huge problem, except for the fact that she happened to be holding the, already opened, box upside down. 'Nuff said.

He's After My Lucky Charms!

This occurred while Macduff and myself were getting breakfast this morning. It's my first published epic fail.

"Pam! Is that a little Irish guy on your leg?"

"A leprechaun? Yeah, that's what it is..."

"I should be embarrassed to admit that I am of Irish decent."

And In 1922, Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue...

"Did you see the guy's shirt?"

"Yeah, but I don't really get it."

"It said homeland security, and had some Indians holding guns. And it had the year 1958 on it."

"Hmmm, I wonder what happened that was so important in 1958."

"Don't you know, that was the year that the Europeans starting exploring Canada..."

Phone Issues

"Did you know I have got hot-pussy-mother-fuck (verb not a noun) saved on my phone but I can’t get it to figure out BBQ?"

Knowing your location is the key

"Hmmmm...i think i am going to say i am from French Canada."

"Quebec?"

"Ya Quebec."

The Beginning

Four girls living in one house, we have noticed that one of us has at least one epic fail a day. We have decided to document this interesting phenomenon on this blog for everyone who does and doesn't know us, and so it begins.





The first epic fail that i wished to keep track of is cooking skills.
To explain if you cannot see, she has turned the wrong element on then spent a good deal of time wondering why she couldn't hear the water boiling. (the pic is shit since it won't show the bottom element as red.)